“Men know what men want. What do we want? We want women! It’s the only thing we know for sure: we want women! How do we get women? Oh, we don’t know that. After that first step, we have no idea. This is why you see men honking their car horns, yelling from construction sites; these are the best ideas we’ve had so far.”
—Jerry Seinfeld
“The Seinfeld Chronicles”
Season 1, episode 1: May 31, 1990
“The Seinfeld Chronicles”
Season 1, episode 1: May 31, 1990