May 2013
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“Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can’t...”
– Ricky Fitts - American Beauty (1999)
April 2013
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March 2013
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February 2013
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January 2013
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If Scandanavian coffee is a cup of Johann
Is Italian coffee a cup of Giuseppe?
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November 2012
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October 2012
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September 2012
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Found a device that causes rain.
My barbecue grill.
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Why H?
Pirates say yo-ho.
Cowboys say yeehaw.
When hailing someone, you say yoo-hoo or hey, you.
The internet started with Yahoo.
Jews worship Yahweh.
Outkast’s most popular song was Hey Ya.
What is it with this unusual sound combination?
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365 Days in Sweden: Video Games are a WASTE of... →
365daysinsweden:
Dear Guy sitting next to me on the plane from Seattle to Newark,
Next time someone sits next to you on a plane maybe you just shouldn’t talk to them. I mean, it was nice that you were curious about my job, but why after hearing about it and asking questions did you decide to be an ass and say that Video Games are a waste of time. …
Lydia Winters (Minecraft Chick) is...
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4 Types of Sentences
My son’s learning the 4 types of sentences so I gave him a sort of mnemonic.
Imperative: “You should really do something about your face.” Interrogatory: “Dude, what happened to your face?” Exclamatory: “Whoa, your face is a catastrophe!” Declarative: “Your face looks like a train wrecked in a chemical fire.”
August 2012
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“Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters...”
– Benjamin Franklin (The guy who invented 100 dollar bills)
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“That awkward moment when you find out a song you sort of liked on the radio is...”
– A kindred spirit
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July 2012
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