Posted 2 months ago

Nothing makes a nerd prouder than discussing with his teenager in what order she should take Statistics, calculus and/or physics.

Posted 2 months ago

Ode to Oatmeal

Oatmeal, oatmeal
like magical soup.
The more you eat
the more you poop.
The more you poop
the better you feel.
Who knew sawdust
would be the best morning meal?

Posted 3 months ago

That moment when

you check the time bar on a song you don’t like on Pandora to see if it is worth it to use a skip or let it play.

Posted 4 months ago
Originally thought, “So much for attention to detail”, until I saw Luke swinging underneath. Faith in confectionery restored

Originally thought, “So much for attention to detail”, until I saw Luke swinging underneath. Faith in confectionery restored

Posted 4 months ago

pleatedjeans:via

Rationale behind internet comments.

Posted 4 months ago

May the feast of a mighty army find its way into the deepest cockles of your entrails.

Posted 5 months ago

In a horrifying parallel universe, this happens.