Posted 3 weeks ago
I could sleep till noon if I didn’t need coffee and biscuits, breakfast, brunch, second breakfast, pre-lunch, and lunch before then. It’s much worse in the afternoon.

I could sleep till noon if I didn’t need coffee and biscuits, breakfast, brunch, second breakfast, pre-lunch, and lunch before then. It’s much worse in the afternoon.

Posted 1 month ago

Epitome of the day

A virgin martini is just olives.

Posted 1 month ago

Unbelievable! Everyone knows there is no apostrophe in chickuns. Duh!

Posted 1 month ago

Duffel

A city in Belgium known for strong, course woolen fabric used to make bags for luggage.

Posted 5 months ago

Nothing makes a nerd prouder than discussing with his teenager in what order she should take Statistics, calculus and/or physics.

Posted 6 months ago

Ode to Oatmeal

Oatmeal, oatmeal
like magical soup.
The more you eat
the more you poop.
The more you poop
the better you feel.
Who knew sawdust
would be the best morning meal?

Posted 6 months ago

That moment when

you check the time bar on a song you don’t like on Pandora to see if it is worth it to use a skip or let it play.